Advertencia: No trabajo con miedosos.

Tu marca da sueño. Vamos a despertarla (con estilo).

Diseño, branding y marketing digital para empresas que tienen las ganas de ser diferentes. Si tu idea de ‘innovar’ es copiarle a tu competencia o buscas algo ‘seguro’, cierra esta pestaña y contrata a tu sobrino.

+20 marcas ya se atrevieron (y multiplicaron sus ventas).


Mindful Practice

Wellness Focus

Beginner Friendly

Certified Guides

Quiet Devotion

servicios para destacar

Seis formas de dejar de dar
lástima en internet.

No hago «cositas bonitas» para que los demás te feliciten. Construyo estrategias digitales diseñadas para superar a tu competencia y multiplicar tus ventas. Elige cómo deseas empezar.

Diseño web

Tu web actual es un espantapájaros de clientes. Vamos a crear un monstruo de conversión rápido, intuitivo y tan hipnótico que no querrán cerrar la pestaña.

Tiendas en línea

Si tu e-commerce no imprime dinero mientras duermes, es un adorno caro. Montamos tiendas que exprimen las tarjetas de crédito de tus clientes (con su consentimiento, obvio).

Identidad corporativa

Basta de logos genéricos de Canva que parecen de banco quebrado. Creamos una personalidad de marca tan magnética y sectaria que tus clientes se la tatuarían.

Publicidad digital

Quemar billetes en Ads a lo pendejo es deporte nacional. Yo prefiero hackear el algoritmo, acechar a tu cliente ideal y obligarlo a hacer clic.

Redes sociales

Publicar «feliz lunes» no paga la nómina. Creamos contenido radical que polariza, genera culto y hace que hasta tus haters te hagan publicidad gratis.

Plan estratégico

Improvisar es para locos con exceso de presupuesto. Diseñamos el plan maestro perfecto para dominar tu nicho. Tú pones la valentía, yo el mapa.

HOLA, SOY CHRISTIAN

Un experto creativo que te ayudará a dejar atrás a tu competencia.

Estoy aquí porque me enferma ver cómo marcas con potencial mueren por culpa del marketing tibio. Vamos a inyectarle fuerza a tu negocio, polarizar a tu audiencia y hacer que te amen o te odien, pero que jamás te ignoren.

BACKGROUND

Brand manager.

Certifications

Honestidad brutal, resultados reales.

Experience

8+ años, 50+ clientes.

ÚNICA MISIÓN

Erradicar lo genérico de internet.

Featured Programs

Coaching paths designed around real transformation

Powered by AllCoach — purchase, access, and book sessions in one supportive flow.

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Calm in 8 Weeks

Anxiety

Calm in 8 Weeks

8 weeks

8 one-on-one

From

$1,180

Rooted Self-Worth

Confidence

Rooted Self-Worth

12 weeks

12 sessions + workbook

From

$1,680

Through the Transition

Life Change

Through the Transition

10 weeks

10 guided sessions

From

$1,450

How It Works

Menos inspiración divina,
más análisis brutal.

El caos sin dirección es solo ruido. Mi proceso es frío, calculador y obsesivamente metódico. Disecciono tu negocio para encontrar esa rareza que te hace valioso y la convierto en tu arma letal.



01

La Autopsia Inicial

No asumo nada. Desnudo tu marca actual, analizo a tu competencia con lupa y escarbo en tus datos. Encuentro tu verdadera «ventaja injusta», esa que te da miedo usar por no ofender a nadie.

02

Arquitectura del Caos

Nada de «lluvias de ideas» con post-its de colores. Trazo una estrategia maquiavélica, basada en lógica pura, diseñada para posicionar tu rareza como el estándar de la industria.

03

El Laboratorio (Ejecución)

 Me encierro a traducir los datos y la estrategia en diseño, copy y branding radical. Opero con bisturí. Aquí es donde tu marca deja de ser un borrego dócil y le crecen los colmillos.

04

Choque de Realidad

Te presento el monstruo que creamos. Te advierto: te vas a incomodar. Si el resultado te parece 100% seguro y reconfortante desde el segundo uno, es que no fuimos lo suficientemente lejos.

05

Soltar a la Bestia

Aprobamos y apretamos el botón rojo. Implementamos todo el ecosistema digital sin fisuras. Se acabaron los ensayos en el espejo, es hora de salir a devorar el mercado.

06

Análisis Forense (y escalado)

 El trabajo no termina al publicar. Mido las métricas que dan dinero (no tus likes de vanidad), optimizo los embudos y escalamos lo que funciona. Matemáticas frías y despiadadas.

Inside Your Dashboard

Interactive wellness activities that meet you between sessions

Your personal dashboard brings together journaling, reflections, mindfulness activities, emotional check-ins, and goal tracking — all in one private, easy-to-navigate space between sessions.

Journaling Exercises

Guided prompts to help you process and articulate your inner world.

Emotional Check-ins

Log your emotional state and spot patterns in your wellbeing.

Reflection Prompts

Weekly questions designed to deepen self-awareness and insight.

Mindfulness Activities

Short, practical exercises to ground you between sessions.

Goal Tracking

Set intentions and track your personal milestones over time.

MEET YOUR THERAPIST

Background, training, and the rooms
I’ve practiced in

Certifications

LMHC — State of Oregon

ICF Certified Coach (PCC)

Trauma-Informed Care, Level II

EMDR Trained (2020)

Specializations

Anxiety

Grief

Relationships

Self-worth

Burnout

Identity

Parenthood

Memberships

American Counseling Association

International Coaching Federation

Oregon Mental Health Counselors Assn.

EMDR International Association

Experience timeline

2012

MA in Clinical Psychology,
Columbia

2014

Licensed (LMHC), private practice begins

2018

ICF Certified Coach, trauma-informed training

2021

Founder, TherapyCoach

2024

1,200+ clients served across 14 states

Client Outcomes

Before & After Real Shifts

These aren’t dramatic overnight transformations. They’re the quiet, profound changes
that happen when someone finally stops running from themselves.

Before

“I was a VP at 38, everyone thought I had it figured out. I was quietly having a panic attack every Sunday night before the work week.”

After 3 months

Negotiated a 4-day week, started therapy, began a side project she’d been “too busy” for. Sunday nights are now her favourite time of the week.

Priya N.

Priya N.

VP Strategy · Tech industry

3 months

Before

“I’d been in the same role for 7 years. I knew I needed to leave but I kept telling myself ‘not yet.’ Not yet became 5 years of not yet.”

After 6 months

Left his job, launched an independent consultancy, landed his first two clients within 60 days. Reports sleeping better than he has in a decade.

James T.

James T.

Founder · Independent consultancy

6 months

Before

“My whole identity was ‘engineer at Google.’ When I got passed over for promotion I genuinely didn’t know who I was without that story.”

After 3 months

Rebuilt his sense of identity from the inside. Now leads a team he loves and has a life outside work for the first time in his adult life.

Marcus L.

Marcus L.

Senior Engineer · Google

3 months

Before

“I was making more money than I ever dreamed of and completely miserable. I was too ashamed to tell anyone — it felt ungrateful to be unhappy.”

After 4 months

Gave herself permission to want something different. Now runs her own boutique practice, works 30 hours a week, and describes herself as “genuinely happy” for the first time.

Amara S.

Amara S.

Founder · Boutique advisory

4 months

Resources

Quiet reading for the in-between moments

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Mindfulness

6 min read

The quiet science of nervous system regulation

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Wellness

4 min read

Why your morning matters more than your routine

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Growth

7 min read

Boundaries are a love language — even with yourself

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FAQ

Answers to what most clients ask first

Don’t see your question? Reach out — we respond personally within one business day.

How does the coaching process work?

We begin with a free discovery call so we can assess fit and discuss what you’re hoping to work on. From there, you’ll choose a program, receive access to your dashboard, and book your first session. Sessions are held weekly or bi-weekly depending on your plan.

How do I book my sessions?

Sessions are booked directly through your AllCoach dashboard. Once you enroll, you’ll see an integrated calendar where you can select a time that works for you — no back-and-forth emails needed.

What are your qualifications?

I hold an MA in Clinical Psychology and a Licensed Mental Health Counselor credential (LMHC). I’m also a Professional Certified Coach through the ICF and have completed specialized training in trauma-informed care and the Gottman Method. I’ve been in practice for 12 years with over 1,200 clients.

Do you offer sliding-scale or reduced fees?

I keep a small number of sliding-scale spots for clients who need them. Reach out before enrolling and we’ll talk about it honestly — cost shouldn’t be the reason you don’t begin.

Is this therapy or coaching — and what’s the difference?

Both. Therapy focuses on healing — understanding and processing past experiences, mental health, and emotional regulation. Coaching focuses on growth — goals, habits, accountability, and forward movement. My programs blend both intentionally, depending on what you need most.

Ready When You Are

Begin something meaningful.

A single conversation is enough to know whether this is the right fit. There’s no pressure — only possibility.